Student: K got on the wrong bus today.
Me: Where did you hear that, C?
Student: I just knew it.
Me: Was your Spidey sense tingling?
Student (looks at me with narrowed eyes and sighs): Just stop.
Student: I slammed my finger really hard in the car door last night and it left a flap on my finger. (lifts it up, grosses me out) This part underneath is the meat.
Me: What?
Student: You know, the meat.
[Ew.]
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